The next time I want to buy a watch as a quiet act of resistance I'll know where to go.
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There's a brilliant comedy routine by an Irish comedian called Dave Allen (now sadly long deceased) about trying to teach…
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Very interesting article. Apparently, 1 in 6 British people are unable to tell the time on an analogue clockface, and…
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They'd both look better (and classier) on a black crocodile strap.
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It looks like they are trying far too hard to impress. It's got loads of bells and whistles but no…
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Unusually, I can't think of anything flippant to say. It's just beautiful, end of story.
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I don't think anyone has ever bought one. They just give them away to racing drivers and tennis players.
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I used to have a novelty Santa that dropped its trousers when you pressed its head down. It was far…
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It's the showdown from hell as far as I'm concerned. The only Rolex I'd ever want to buy pitched against…
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The date window looks like a bit of an afterthought.
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